Friday, July 27, 2007

Rajnikant,gravity defying Star!

Who is Rajnikanth? India's highest paid actor, that's who he is. His films, which are famous for their garish costumes, punch lines and his trademark utterly mind-boggling tricks are big money grossers. Infact, it is best to suspend your disbelief in the unnatural actions and tricks and simply give in to the entertainment of the scenes.
The hilarious email forward(of unknown author)making the rounds these days goes somewhat like this:

Isaac Newton comes to India on a trip and after seeing Rajnikant movies was convinced that all his logic & laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk...
Why? Because of the following scenes-
1)Brain Drain : Rajnikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights,he is shot in the head. To everybody's surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!
2)Blade Splitter : A goon shoots a bullet at Rajni. What does he do? He simply takes out a blade from his pocket and throws it at the bullet while it is still in mid-air.The bullet splits into two and goes in different directions - avoiding our superhero and the two goons who are standing behind Rajni get killed by the split bullets!
3)Inspired Shooting : Rajnikant gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. Unfortunately the wall is so high that our otherwise gravity-defying superhero cant jump over it. But the villain has to be killed because the film is nearing the end.So what does he do? He suddenly pulls two guns from his pocket, throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached the height of the wall, he shoots the trigger of the first gun in air, with his second gun. The first gun ends up shooting the villian and he falls dead!
4) Bollywood Style : Rajnikanth plays a police officer and is sitting on his motorcycle under a coconut tree. Suddenly he sees a couple of villains escaping in a car.Not one to do things the ordinary way, Rajni holds the clutch, puts his bike in gear, takes his gun and fires upwards. A coconut falls on the starter, Rajni releases his clutch, and away he goes chasing the villains!
5)Magnetic Pull: Rajnikant is sitting in a college campus, waiting for some goons to harass the girls. When he sees them coming on their bicycles, he takes out two huge Iron Yoke magnets from his pocket, twists them wildly in the air which lifts the goons in the air with their cycles and they all twist in perfect harmony.He then puts the magnets back in his pockets,and the goons fall to the ground!
6)And lastly,Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.Rajnikant has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does? You can never guess in your remotest imaginations.He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.
This was too much for Newton to take and he faints!

Photo Courtesy:Jerry

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

wow .... can i meet this guy ? we need such personalities back here in the UK .....wow sharp guy,eh ?

James

Eternalsoul said...

Hehe :))

Anonymous said...

luved the angle he shoots ...does ur indian army have such sharp shooters ?? ?wow

James

Omni said...

Can teach a thing or two to Jackie chan...ha ha